Ah, another day, another beauty advertising drama. The subject at hand is Eva Mendes's bare nipple, which makes an indecent appearance during her new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession advertisement shot by famous art director Fabien Baron, who worked in the states for years for such publications as Interview and Harper's Bazaar before trucking it back to Europe for French Vogue and countless other fashion clients.

In the video, after the jump, watch Eva, innocently writhing in girlish pleasure on a bed, when suddenly, like, out of nowhere, her extraordinary, filthy breast practically leaps off the screen to smack you in the face.

Pretty intimidating stuff, huh? According to WWD, Fabien on the other hand, seemed flabbergasted by the notion that American television networks are refusing to run the libidinous advertisement on their precious channels (known for their predilection for more tasteful, quality programming such as Flavor of Love and Gossip Girl):

"You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president--this country is so messed up," said Baron. "It's such a joke and it's quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It's okay for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea."

Tsk, tsk, now before you get your panties in a bunch because you think Fabien hates America, blah, blah, blah, consider that he's just super confused. See, in Europe, kids are exposed (heh) to nipples like, all the time. Hell, I hear they're even weaned on them. Disgusting, isn't it? Perverts.