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NPR has a great story about how Kinoki Foot Pads are the biggest scam that ever scammed. An independent lab confirmed that there was no difference between an unused pad and a pad that had spent the prescribed amount of time stuck to a tester's foot. Well, of course there wasn't. The only toxins you lose are the ones that live on your hard-earned lipstick money. But then again, we told you this way back in February.

You are fully entitled to being smug around your gullible friends about this. We've got your back.