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I'm always skeptical of beauty products that contain the words "boob" or "breast" in the title. Even if you are the type of person that's fastidious enough to manage caring for your girls, couldn't you use any facial product on your breasts, too? Do we really need a separate product for this?

That whole Boob Job thing we wrote about seemed silly enough, but did you know there's a whole selection of collagen masks for your bust out there? I've been able to count three so far: There's the Collagen Crystal Breast Mask, the Elene Collagen Elastin Breast Mask, and Le'Collage Breast Mask with Collagen.

The only practical use I can think of is if maybe you're having some serious chafing from nursing? Eh, maybe I'm being too narrow minded. If you can think of some other reasons why anyone in their right mind would feel compelled to buy these products then by all means, be my guest.