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Oh God, as if that whole vaginal fitness spa shitshow isn't bad enough! According to Jezebel, New York spa Juvenex has a totally bizarre, not to mention scary and kind of insulting, new addition to their spa menu: the Gyno Spa Cure! Their scintillating sales pitch reads, "Try this ancient remedy that Asian cultures have known for centuries. Utilizing healing herbs to irrigate the vaginal passage to restore optimum health. Available for the first time in the U.S.: 30 minutes, $75. 12 sessions for $750."

Seriously though? For reals?

Juvenex says that Traditional Chinese Medicine Doctors prescribe this combination of ancient herbs for women's health issues like infertility and cancer, and the treatment involves crouching "on a open bottomed chair while the steam from a healing herbal bath cleanses the vaginal passage to restore optimum health."

Um, we say, if you don't have a yeast infection before you ante up the cash to steam your lovely lady parts, then you very well might go home with one. Chrrriiiist.