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We talk so much about the stuff we put on our face to prevent wrinkles but we almost never talk about the stuff we physically do to ourselves that causes them. Like, the aura of wrinkles that radiate out from the lips of 40-year career smokers? My grandmother's mouth is one of the secondary reasons that I've never picked up the habit. However, all of my teetotaling might be all for nothing, because it turns out that my old Dasani habit might have been causing the same subdermal damage. Ok, duh, I should have thought about it, because sucking out of a sports bottle is totally the same movement as taking a long drag off of a cigarette. Guess I'll have to go with the whole "being nice to my body" reason for not smoking.

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I'm not sure I believe this. After all, the physical actions are different. You "suck" on a cigarette, and, unless I drink differently from most people, I don't "suck" on a water bottle. Normal actions such as drinking probably do cause wrinkles on some level, but so does breathing (oxygen ages us - basically we rust.) So we can't worry about all these things or we'd go crazy!

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