Poor Sarah, she's the very definition of a "Butter Face." (A special shout out to our pals at The Onion for the Weekender cover.) Years ago in the late 1990s Sarah Jessica Parker went from Horseface to Household Name by starring in HBO's raunchy urban fashion farce "Sex and the City." Sure, she was butt ugly. But her bod was hot enough to look the other way. Sadly, since the HBO series came to an end, Sarah has not aged well. In fact, recently Sarah Jessica Parker was voted "The Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim magazine. And we agree. Dare we say, her horse-face appearance is so unappealing it now totally cancels out any redeeming "hotness" she once had. Pity.