Yeeeeaaaahhh soooo, according to Mod Blog, some dude named Lane decided to follow in the footsteps of Pussycat Dolls everywhere and give his tiny dancer a set of miniature silicon breasts implants. Unfortunately, he's run into some "kinks":

"A few days after he got the implant he sent me a couple of healing photos...I noticed (and you can probably see as well) that there was some apparent irritation over the top of one of the "breasts." This reminded me of a series of implants that I had, which were removed due to rejection. Anyway, no one thought anything of it at the time but it foreshadowed a very unpleasant end for this modification...I'll post more about that later today."

I guess we'll all just be sitting here waiting on the edge of our seats to hear about his Staph infection or what not. Jesus. Happy Monday ya'll!