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Don't you love when a product kind of does what its name promises? Um, according to Amazon, customers who purchased this product also bought Charla Krupp's How Not to Look Old (the kind of silly tome that actually I'm just jealous I didn't think to write myself, d'oh!). No matter. I just get really amped when the texture of silk is expressed in a product, in this case, making your eye area look as smooth as it was back in the day when you had no concept of the word "wrinkle."

The clinical studies backing this Relastin gem claim that their Zinc Firming Complex not only improves fine lines, wrinkles and sagging, but that, among other miraculous results, 90 percent of the trial monkeys "thought that Relastin left skin smoother." Now, I don't trust internal studies made by cosmetic companies as far as I can throw 'em, but I do know that I believe my own eyes, especially when they look this silky smooth.