Um, is bacon the new Boob Job? I swear, the Internet (in this case, Slashfood) says the darndest things!

Now, I've heard of people putting steak on black eyes (scratch that, I think I just saw that in a Tom & Jerry cartoon), but this is far out, man. With all the fats in bacon, I can't help but wonder if this is an ultra-moisturizing treatment? I can't wait to see this trend catch on at the next Victoria's Secret show!