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Marcia Cross is a suspected dabbler in the art of injection (although Defamer suspects that maybe she was just born with the freakishly high brow), but all the 'Tox in the world can't deliver a porcelain complexion like this. Redheads learn quickly through pain and misery to worship sunscreen rather than the sun itself. Every ginger girl I know has a Ph.D. in SPFology and clearly, looking at these high res images, she would sooner stick her hand in a deep fryer than expose her skin to full-strength L.A. rays. She's rarely photographed outside without a wide-brimmed hat and even started a minor fashion trend by toting a parasol to protect that perfect skin. Last year, Ms. Cross teamed with Olay to help folks get their strange bumps and blips screened for the big C word (hint: not cellulite), which is honestly a pretty brill marketing strategy, because clearly we should all be doing whatever Marcia tells us to do with our skin. I mean, holy crap, does this woman look like she's in her mid-forties? Okay, that might be the reported eye lift, but for reals, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

My crack investigation revealed that Ms. Cross might be partnered with Olay, but in her beauty bag, she's hiding some Creme de la Mer, Juice Beauty and Leaf & Rusher's Lip Treatment (which Erin and I both adore). Rumor is that she's slapping on Dr. Leaf's favorite sunscreen, ProCyte Ti-Silc Sunblock SPF 60. As a fellow glow-in-the-dark girl, I have one word...WANT. In fact, I'll pretty much do whatever Marcia is doing, shy of scalpels or needles, because seriously, even though I'm a decade younger than she is, my skin doesn't even look this good right now.