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We have this slight aversion to Philosophy because the brand is like the beauty product equivalent of an Oprah's Book Club page-turner--everyone's in on it. Well, our Jonathan Franzen-like tendencies are finished because The Microdelivery Exfoliating Wash is the business. The fined-grained facial cleanser/mini-peel unclogged our nose pores and smoothed our fine forehead lines in one weekend. Uh-huh. Anyone have a copy of Eckhart Tolle we can borrow?