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Taking time away from bringing us the latest updates regarding the plethora of recent natural disasters and world events, today the New York Times reports--hold the phone ladies and gents--that three time melanoma survivor John McCain is totally cancer free. Shew!

But wait, due to the release of his health documents (seems some folks out there are just a wee bit concerned with him having a vast history of health issues and his potential to be the oldest president elected ever, etc.), there's more fascinating news:

...he had earwax removed earlier this year and the dermatologist showed McCain's wife, Cindy, how to monitor possibly suspicious skin spots hidden by his waistband. Though he's known as temperamental, the doctors made a point of repeatedly writing in the documents that McCain was ''pleasant.''

Hmm, so I'm guessing he didn't call any of his doctors a "cunt." Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all. Watch that ear wax though, buddy!