aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You're one of those people who tries to assemble the eighty-seven-piece toy before reading the instructions, aren't you? You work out without stretching, eat half the cookie dough before baking, pop the microwave before it dings. And you cannonball into the deep end before waiting the full fifteen minutes for your Creamsicle to digest. Fool, don't rush in--especially when it comes to romantic engagements this week. Best to pop a patience pill and chill.

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