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Anyone in need of Friday jerk off time should totally check out Jezebel's newest sensation, Sephora Spy. Beauty junkies will die for phrases like, "This job is for children who love eyeliner," and similar wizened observations, and she also gives you the scoop on just how nasty those sample jars of Creme de la Mer can get. It's a must read, fo sho.