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Miss Simpson graces the May cover of Esquire striking a very bizarre pose, in what seems like the craziest magazine cover since Blender Photoshopped a new body on Britney Spears...

The new cover is evidently a play on a 1965 Esquire cover that ran the accompanying headline: "The masculinization of the American woman." (Boy, that's a story I would kill to read.) I think it's kinda cute, and lord knows it'll get Jessica some desperately needed publicity. But as a Product Fiender, it truly begs the question: what brand of shaving cream is that!? Eh, here's my oh so glamorous favorite, just for the record.