aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You're usually fluent in all those international languages, like love and body language. But this week you might have to string a sentence or two together and actually communicate your thoughts and feelings through your mouth (sans the saliva swapping). Say the right thing and you'll get exactly what you want. Say the wrong thing and you could end up old and alone with six cats and hairy palms in some shack in New Jersey collecting stamps or something. No pressure.

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