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Talking will be a waste of time this week and will lead to disagreements you can do without. In fact, don't talk at all this week...to anyone. Conduct a scientific experiment in body language. Be the mime you've always wanted to be. The few who will understand where you're coming from are your true soulmates. The rest--the ones who will be throwing stuff at you--are just dead weight, spoken-word supremacists who aren't worthy of your deep and meaningful hand gestures.

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