Image via Dr. Brandt

Thanks to Facebook, we keep finding ourselves in restaurants with people we haven't seen since we wore OP's with L.L. Bean Bluchers. Paging Dr. Brandt--stat! Our pre-reunion regimen? We diligently rub the fine-grained, lemon-scented polish across our too-visible nose pores, forehead creases and remnants of irresponsible beach vacations past. People keep telling us we look exactly the same--and we're choosing to believe them.