OMG I am kind of freaking out. Last month I reported that I enjoyed a few weeks of non-breakout bliss for the first time in years since adult onset acne started cramping my style. I actually started to feel pretty again! I stopped wearing makeup altogether! I slept easy at night!

Well ladies and gents, it's true that all good things must come to an end. I know everyone's probably sick to death of hearing about how I literally fly almost every other day, but I have to ask: has anyone ever gotten a plane zit? Like you get on the flight and you're in the clear, then you step off, get to your hotel, look at your weary face in the mirror and realize you have a shiny new red friend kicking it on your face? After a particularly grueling 10-hour trip yesterday, my entire forehead is flush with tiny red bumps! Think it's the plane zit phenom gone wild, or some kind of gnarly disease I got from the creepy guy who breathed on me the entire second leg of the trip? Today, I need YOUR product recommendations. (Well, I always love to get your product recommendations, but this time, it's urgent people!)

Anyone? Fuck.