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 Image via Vulva No ladies and gents, it's SO much more than that. The idea is that you're supposed to shake a couple drops out from the "phial," (apparently, the word "vial" is not sexy enough for these hot-to-trot Germans: NSFW!), rub it against the back of your hand (creepy much?), and allow the smell of um, vadge to permeate your skin. Ever since this whole moment broke loose awhile back, I've been following the Web site. You know, because the owners promised much more to come (pardon the pun). But so far, no new developments. Where are my ancillaries goddammit? |
DURANCE EN PROVENCE LAVENDER OLIVE BUTTER The news of Audrey Tautou's latest gig with Chanel No. 5
has left us wistfully daydreaming that we were in the south of France, smelling lavender fields and eating like those skinny French chicks. Guess we'll just have to pamper ourselves like the French 'til we can save up enough dough to fly. Durance's famed French collection arrived to U.S. shores late last year, and its lavender olive butter is just the thing to soothe chapped legs--plus it smells divine, like the French peasant boy Jacques who used to bring us our bon pain and fresh crème double every morning. Oh Jacques. He never calls. 
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