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I always knew Brad Pitt had bad skin, but what's all the hullabaloo about? Like we couldn't read between the lines? Of course he has post-Midwestern acne pockmarks on his cheeks. Isn't that what makes him more accessible in some weird way? Okay, but the fact that Angie has crystal clear perfect skin is a walk on the creepy side. I've always liked and respected this woman--hell, I can even accept her creepy cute blood vial stage--that is, until I heard that her skin is perfect. Now I'm a bit suspicious that she's some kind of Stepford Wife-like cyborg from the planet Fuck You I'm Flawless. I can accept the fact that she's gorgeous, ridiculously wealthy, badass, a philanthropist, a devoted mother and more, but perfect skin under all that pressure? That's just too much.