Sarah sent me some of the new Fuze Slenderize Lip Gloss to check out, because she knows that I'm a Product Fiend and also, have a serious lip gloss fetish, not because she is giving me a not so subtle hint about the size of my ass (because chica? Hints are so not necessary). And I was excited. I actually like the taste of Fuze Slenderize beverages. They are surprisingly yum and the blueberry raspberry version somehow manages to have negligible calories while tasting a lot like a melted Slushee. In fact, even as a child, I detested the homogenized flavor that is called "fruit punch" because cherries, grapes, pineapples, those are all good but somewhere along the way, something yucky snuck into the mix, something I can only imagine is "ass fruit." But Fuse Slenderize fruit punch? Yeah, I'm down with it.

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