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Super-annoying blog The Skinny Website--a forum that basically criticizes (mostly female) actors' bodies for various "infractions" such as extreme weight loss or even the slightest gain, obvious plastic surgery, and more--has just posted the following scintillating question: "Guess Which Celebrity Doesn't Have Cellulite?" (Answer, if you actually care: Kristen Bell, who I think does something on TV!?)

By encouraging the never-ending body bashing aimed at famous people, do we inherently acquiesce to the concept that our not-so-famous bodies should be scrutinized as well? Go ahead, take a look at this lame website, and NEVER GO BACK.

And while we're on the subject, to all you companies hawking cellulite creams out there, every derm I've ever asked (in addition to every chick I know who has unfortunately wasted money on them), says you are full of shit. So until you guys come out with something that really works, stop clogging my Sephora shelves!