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Speaking of celeb endorsements, has anyone been keeping up with this Teri Hatcher/Hydroderm scandal? I know, kinda snoozy, but Perez is following it, so I became intrigued (sheeplike, I know). Why ya drinkin' the Haterade, Teri?

Basically, Hydroderm--a skin care company that manufactures topical "Botox alternatives," which frankly, is becoming a whole new skin care category--is suing the desperado housewife for not living up to the evidently exclusive part of her contract, and alleges that she has represented, like, 17 other companies instead. Seventeen!? Really!?!? When!? I thought Product Fienders were the only people who had the time and stamina to use 17 products at once. Anyhoo, she has so obviously gotten so much botulinum injected into her mug that her face looks completely asymmetrical! If I was the head of marketing at any skin care company, I would laugh my ass off if anyone suggested Teri Hatcher should be the "face" of our new campaign. Jesus.