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Who doesn't love Nicole? She's class all the way. But in this day and age, it's not classy to deny you've had a little help here and there. How are naturally aging 40-year-old women supposed to feel about their very real wrinkles when Nicole is presenting herself as the poster child for cosmetic enhancement-free perfection? Sure, that ridiculously smooth, tight skin of hers may be thanks to sunscreen and clean living, but it just looks a teensy bit suspect to me. Maybe she hasn't been doing Botox. Maybe, just maybe, she's doing crack instead?

I have heard that she absolutely swears by Jurlique. In that case, she must be bathing, morning and night, in their Wrinkle Softening Cream. Yeah, that's probably it.