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I just caught a glimpse of a very preggers Milla Jovovich, which reminded of my friend Sam, a ridiculously cool chick who just had twins at age 40. When she first got pregnant, the forward-thinking gal begged me to tell her some remedy for stretch marks, and I suggested she try the new-ish Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula Massage Cream for Stretch Marks, which, from what I could tell, was just a fancy name for this drugstore brand with a heart of gold's original cocoa butter formula. Anyway, as the months went by and I watched my tiny friend's belly expand to triple its usual size, (okay, more like quadruple), she faithfully rubbed it down with the Palmer's every night. Today, she has two identically adorable brats and flat, stretch mark-free abs. Good to know, eh? Hope someone provided Borat's baby momma with the same 411.