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Sometimes I have a hot date with my husband or a high school reunion coming up and I don't have time to wait for some moisturizing cream to start working its magic on the evil cream-defying wrinkle in my forehead that I call The Crevice. Freeze 24/7 Ice Cream Double Scoop Intensive Anti-Aging Moisturizer to the rescue! You know how your grandmother warned you not to make faces because your face might stick that way? Little did she know stuff like this would come along. Like Botox in a bottle, this is the first product I've ever used that actually defeated The Crevice. When I say that The Crevice was gone, I mean that it WAS GONE. Kaput. Whammo. I was back to the face I had five years ago, only with less acne. And it worked in only ten minutes.

Unfortunately, it only lasts for about the length of one dinner and a movie date, so it becomes a Cinderella situation: can I get home before my facial expressions start to show their marks? Just enjoy the ride while it lasts. And if you go to the bathroom and your crevice is back, slip your date a drink.