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Speaking of face masks and cheap and scary, here is the product that will make your face epitomize ye old stock photo of "scary housewife with curlers and a green face." Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque was probably invented when that lady was born, but this cult classic is still rulin' your druggist's aisles with it's tingly, refreshing, no-B.S. self at a mere $3.50. The Queen also sells a plain old mud version for you less racy types (although some other Richie Riches I know out there prefer the far more spendy $10 Booth's Deep Cleansing Volcanic Mud Mask). Either way, if you're a full-fledged skin care over-achiever, you'll follow up your post-Halloween makeup cleanse fest with one of these treatments tomorrow night, or at least the morning after.