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Erin: So check this one out. Somebody--who shall remain nameless--got a wee bit too enthusiastic at a wine and cheese tasting last night. Like as in, too much wine, too little cheese. Luckily, I had the new Clinique potion on hand this morning, which I will forevermore refer to as "Hangover Helper." Have you tried?

Wendy: I'm in love with it! Not too greasy, and just the right amount of de-uglification. Actually, Clinique should market that as a sub-brand, because their Moisture Surge eye gel has always been part of my morning relief kit, along with two Advil and a liter of Glacéau's Smart Water. Also, I must be drunk right now, since I seem to believe "de-uglification" is a word.