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Connoisseurs of eye makeup remover will agree with me on this one: What the hell does it take to find one that actually works without leaving your eye area a greasy, goopy mess!?! Yes, you need a degree of oily emollient to get rid of stays-on-during-atomic- warfare levels of waterproof mascara, but there's got to be a better way. Luckily, I finally found it. Neutrogena's Extra Gentle Eye Makeup Remover Pads are not only way more affordable than some of the popular department store brand removers, they work super efficiently, they're quite portable, and odd bits of dust will not stick to your crow's feet after you use one.