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Product Fiend believes in looking your best through preservation and prevention rather than injections and surgery. Skin ages and loses elasticity--that's life. But when your face is seen on high def in millions of homes across the land, it's as if the world is seeing you under a dermatologist's magnifying lens. So. Not. Fair. Our mission: to help
actresses combat high def scrutiny with care, not needles.


Emily Procter is one of the most beautiful women on television, but don't tell her that you have a 60-inch HDTV, as she just may swoon like a fragile Southern belle. The years, it seems, are catching up with Ms. Procter and while her rack (NSFW!) seems to be natural and--we might caution a statement--exquisite, she seems to have excessive fine lines and crêpe-like skin around the eyes for someone under the age of 40. Blondes often resort to tanning in order to fight feeling washed out and maintain that Malibu aura, and while we haven't been stalking Emily as she heads to the beds, looking at the weird accordion effect of the smile lines near her naso-labial folds and the stacks of horizontal lines above her eyebrows that are impossible to Botox out, we suspect there's a lot of dryness and sun damage happening here. Also, while she owes a great deal of gratitude to her makeup artist, we see some uneven texturing along the sensitive areas of her hairline, as though there were some raised pigmented areas.

Our prescription for Ms. Procter:

Day: Apply a moisturizing super-sunscreen, like the Perricone Cosmeceuticals Solar Protection for Face with DMAE that will provide broad spectrum protection against and reflecting UVA and UVB damage while also providing antioxidants and anti-inflammatory that can address some of the past damage already done by ultraviolet light.

Night: A Vitamin C treatment like Philosophy's Save Me to help brighten skin tone and kick the skin repair process into high gear with peptides and retinol to reduce fine lines, wrinkles and clogged pores. Care should be taken about a light moisturizer, as it looks like Emily is prone to the occasional breakout. Well, aren't we all?

Eye Cream: The skin around her eyes gives up the goods on whatever eye cream she's using: it's not doing its job and if she's like lots of naturally lighter-toned skin types, she's probably got some dark circles that she's trying to cover with concealer. If so, she can stop spackling that baggage and address both her dryness and fine lines as well as the dark circles with a multi-tasking product like Lancôme's High Resolution--Deep Collagen Anti-Wrinkle Eye Serum Anti-Dark Circles, Anti-Puffiness.

Once she addresses some of the crimes of anti-aging on her face, she'll be outshining her coworkers in that crime lab in Miami. Especially Eva Larue and her fake boobs.


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